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"What's the number for 911?"
"I'm gonna live to be 100."
"Uncle Lyle has had a stroke."
"I have to go see Lyle"
"I'm not dead yet."
"Havin' a party?"
"Wisconsin! I hear that is a real party state!"
"I hate braunswager"
"Sig, you're one nosey sun of a gun!"
"What do you need that grabber for?"
"The sky is sure full of stars tonight."
"He'll never make it past the grotto."
"I always thought you were a smart man...until now."
Weiners for dinner.
"Eat your dinner missy"
"A warm bed beats eating a hotdog on a stick..."
Alvin's family story.
The worse part of being old is remembering when you were young.
"Where do they come from?!"
Alvin's not scared of an Iowa cornfield.
"That's why I married you, despite what my mother said."
"There's no that knows your life better than a bother near your age."
"A brother's a brother.
"Now I'm gonna have me a cold beer."
"Did you ride that thing all the way out here to see me?"
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